The blonde side of the family. TSM.

If being a psycho is wrong, then you are definitely not right. TSM.

Always getting the final word…and the guy. TSM.

Winning the rebound war with your ex. TSM.

Preparing for your role as recruitment chair by purchasing a megaphone. TSM.

Men are only good for two things: directions and erections. TSM.

Selecting IFC officers based on who would be the most fun to party with at conferences. TSM.