Locking eyes with him while everyone sings Wagon Wheel so he knows you mean business. TSM.

Celebrating your best friend’s first orgasm as if it were your own. TSM.

Keeping your craft game strong over summer break. TSM.

Refusing to sign up for a class unless at least five of your sisters are in it. TSM.

That awkward moment when he’s so desperate he asks for a hand job. TSM.

Craft? Yes, any time. Kraft? No, I’m a better cook than that. TSM.

“Got my drunk text on. I’ll regret it in the morn.” TSM.

Mentally mourning the loss of friends who enter relationships. TSM.

“I just need you to tell me I’m not being crazy.” TSM.

The new, realistic Barbie still having a thigh gap. TSM.