Smiling seductively at your professor every time he makes eye contact with you during lecture. TSM.

Being unsure whether you want to marry a guy or run from him when you exchange stories about alcohol-related arrests on your first date. TSM.

“Should I make this my profile picture?” TSM.

“It’s better to arrive late than to arrive ugly.” -Darcy Gilmore. TSM.

The “I’m taking your silence to mean I can do it, kthanksbye” text you send your Big immediately after asking her permission for something you know she’ll say “no” to. TSM.

Perfecting the fake-reach for your wallet charade. TSM.

The only appropriate response to your weekend story being “you would.” TSM.

Finding profound meaning in Disney songs, then realizing it’s time for a drink. TSM.

Declining an invitation to go shopping because you have to study, then spending two hours and $300 online. TSM.

Feeling disappointed when you wake from a dream about getting dressed for the day, not because you realized you’re not ready, but because you realized you don’t own the outfit you dreamed up. TSM.