When I feel like I need more diversity in life I order a venti skinny vanilla instead of a venti skinny caramel. TSM.

Getting legitimately angry when Lindsay Lohan tells Emma Gerber she looks really pretty. TSM.

Every Sunday night, you THINK sorority girls are at chapter, but really they’re hooking up with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium. TSM.

“AND her pearls are totally fake.” TSM.

Never have I ever used 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner. TSM.

National Mean Girls Day being on a Wednesday, and everyone you know wearing pink. TSM.