Finals Survival Guide: A lot of diet coke, addy, and late night shacking. TSM.

Knowing what to say, when to say it, and when to stop. TSM.

I hope you don’t mind, but we had a few pre-cocktail party cocktails…like before the cocktail party. With cocktails. TSM.

I don’t wait for professors to cancel class, I take the liberty of doing so myself. TSM.

Doing the walk of shame in his frocket, boxers and stilettos. TSM.

Having fraternity pledges on speed dial. Our trash isn’t going to take itself out. TSM.

Doing the walk of fame dressed as Miss USA. TSM.