Letting your mom deal with the monthly credit card talk with your dad, because you went on a shopping spree with her one day out of 30. TSM.

“Nice Move” to every post referencing your sorority in the account name. TSM.

Stressing over what I want to craft for my little. TSM.

Telling everyone I’m going to law school and they immediately call me Elle. TSM.

Sisters don’t let sisters Tweet drunk. TSM.