All I want is a casual hookup, but everyone keeps falling in love with me. TSM.

Buying the t-shirt even if you don’t go to the event. TSM.

Only wearing sorority shirts around campus so the freshmen know which house to join. TSM.

Bid Day may have come and gone, but recruitment is year-round. TSM.

Stalking yourself on Insta after someone follows you just to see what they see. TSM.

“You follow her? Let me stalk her Insta on your phone because she’s private.” TSM.