Overusing “haha” to avoid sounding bitchy. TSM.
Overusing “haha” to avoid sounding bitchy. TSM.
Only having your ears pierced. TSM.
My sorority was founded before “sorority” was even a word. TSM.
Getting the sudden urge to rear-end anyone with an Obama 2008 bumper sticker. TSM.
Southern girls get David Yurman and Tory Burch, Northern girls get Cartier and Chanel. TSM.
Knowing that a sarcastic tone and the word “classy” is the most effective insult. TSM.
Have fun cooking and cleaning your whole life southern sorostitute. Where we’re from we have maids to do that. We spend our days with our personal trainers and spending our rich husband’s money. TSM.
If you’re shorter than me, don’t talk to me. TSM.
Being a Jackie, not a Marilyn. TSM.
No. I am not concerned about my future. I am a 34D and bake cookies like you wouldn’t believe. TSM.