Feeling half appalled and half delighted when you find out your fraternity nickname is “Big Tits.” TSM.
Feeling half appalled and half delighted when you find out your fraternity nickname is “Big Tits.” TSM.
Being invited to your favorite fraternity’s formal before their sweetheart. TSM.
Birth control and iced coffee: the real breakfast of champions. TSM.
Hiding a bottle in your date’s suit jacket, while pretending to have your arm around him. TSM.
Using his drunkenness to hide your crazy. TSM.
“You got a shack shirt, so in the end, you won that situation.” TSM.
You win some, you lose some. Either way you can always wine some. TSM.
Your favorite fraternity stocking up on your favorite alcohol, because they know you’re coming over. TSM.
Koozies are the only reason I “don’t have pictures with alcohol.” TSM.
Befriending all the IFC presidents. TSM.