I’m concerned. My responsibilities are starting to interfere with my drinking. TSM.
I’m concerned. My responsibilities are starting to interfere with my drinking. TSM.
“Do we know him?” TSM.
Going on more dates with your big than any member of the male population. TSM.
Knowing which drink is yours by the lipstick stain. TSM.
Getting booty called by the president of the fraternity you’re “banned” at. TSM.
Standards:”Thanks for coming tonight.”
Me:”Yes, well thanks for inviting me.” TSTC.
Unintentionally matching outfits with your big. TSM.
Pregaming five hour before the event starts. TSM.