Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co
I mean, I don’t think any of it is advisable, but I think young drunk girls text bomb and break into their boyfriends’ phones. I’d guess like… 70% or more women would say they’ve looked at a boyfriend’s phone at least once.
Real talk. This girl I knew had a party when she reached triple digits to celebrate. She met a guy *at* that party who knew what it was about and now they’re married. Swear.
But also. 30 isn’t that high. And furthermore, you literally don’t ever have to tell a guy your number. You feel this way because someone slut shamed you and if it was a girl, it’s because she was jealous that you “broke the rules” and got attention in a way that she felt was off limits. And if it was a guy, it’s because he’s insecure.
And you can break some of them up too
You think that, but even if you’ve done 80%, you still have like 20 solid ones to put in your back pocket.
I think different chapters are really different.
I belieeeve that is the point. To kind of poke fun at how basic she is.
Aww, thank you! You’re so cute!
Perhaps I’ll tell the tale on noted women’s collegiate website, TotalSororityMove.com
Hahah, we had strippers every year.
https://twitter.com/TSMPolls/status/713381795308244993
I mean, I don’t think any of it is advisable, but I think young drunk girls text bomb and break into their boyfriends’ phones. I’d guess like… 70% or more women would say they’ve looked at a boyfriend’s phone at least once.
Real talk. This girl I knew had a party when she reached triple digits to celebrate. She met a guy *at* that party who knew what it was about and now they’re married. Swear.
But also. 30 isn’t that high. And furthermore, you literally don’t ever have to tell a guy your number. You feel this way because someone slut shamed you and if it was a girl, it’s because she was jealous that you “broke the rules” and got attention in a way that she felt was off limits. And if it was a guy, it’s because he’s insecure.
Satisfied doesn’t mean ideal.
Hahaha, tweeting with this caption.
It looks like her, right! I thought so too. I think it’s partially the surprise face.
Hehehe. It’s very scientific.
How often do you normally wash your hair? Let us know if it takes longer to look oily than usual.
We don’t have a lot of pictures of girls kissing girls!
Writing “the great VR” on my tombstone.
Damn. What school is this?
My friend was a Theta Phi Alpha, and they went by TPA at her school.
Dawwww, thank you.