Promising not to put an unflattering picture of your sister on Facebook…unless you look really good in it, in which case, you will. TSM.

Reveling in the five seconds of relief you get from rocking back on your heels during a long night out. TSM.

Nothing is sexier than a man in a suit. TSM.

Making “house letters” with your roommates. TSM.

“I know who your big is.” TSM.