Having more sorority t-shirts than college t-shirts. TSM.

Being the lightest person and the heaviest drinker in the room. TSM.

Only buying sunglasses that are big enough to reflect your attitude. TSM.

Your drunken alter ego becoming your only ego. TSM.

Using a UTI as an excuse to drink more vodka cranberries. TSM.

Having perfect Snapchat handwriting. TSM.

Hooking up, because your feet hurt, and it’s a further walk to your house than it is to his. TSTC.

Basically being a famous alumna to PNMs. TSM.

Being more committed to your favorite mascara than you ever have been to a guy. TSM.