PMS autocorrects in my phone to PNM. TSM.

“Yeah, but all we had was champagne, so it’s practically like we weren’t drinking at all.” TSM.

All university homecoming events being dominated by Greeks. TSM.

I love my roommates because they hold themselves to the same standard as I do. Admittedly, it’s MUCH lower than our sorority’s standards, but we like it that way. TSM.

Is it possible that I’m not hungover or am I actually still above the legal limit? TSM.

Thinking it’s casual when your roommates come and chit chat with you and your one-night stand while you’re both still in bed in the morning. TSM.

Skills include: peeing in public, discreetly. TSM.

Winning Greek Week four years in a row. TSM.