Silly fratdaddy, your frocket tee is for me. TSM.

Celebrating your period. NS. Expecting your frathubby’s legacy. TSM.

Not having to act dumb to look cute. TSM.

No party with Ed Hardy. TSM.

Having to question whether you’re pregnant or not. NS. Having enough class to shack responsibly. TSM.

Having a fratstar whipped like your homemade icing. TSM.

Highschool Sweethearts. TSM.