Wait, let me find a better picture of him… TSM.

Smelling your water bottles to make sure they’re filled with actual water and not vodka. TSM.

Saying you’re on your way when you haven’t even left the house yet. TSM.

Classy ladies never have one night stands. We just held auditions and you didn’t get a callback. TSM.

Letters off, bottoms up. TSM.

Where the hell do all these bruises come from?! TSM.

“I love us.” TSM.

Boys are like PNMs: They think they pick us, but we pick them. TSM.

If more females would sit down and be ladies, more males would stand up and be gentlemen. TSM.

“What should I say back to him?” TSM.