I have very reasonable standards open to princes, 27-year-old billionaire sex gods, and Ryan Gosling. TSM.

Dreading the temporary flood of GDIs to the gym this week after the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. TSM.

Having guests throw glitter instead of rice after the wedding. TSM.

The only thing Taylor Swift has in common with a Southern Belle is her hometown. TSM.

She puts the “mess” in domestic. TSM.

Dressing the part of Kennedy, not Kardashian. TSM.

Neon fannypacks now socially acceptable simply because they have your letters on them. TSM.