Casually dropping your artistic abilities into conversation during formal season. TSM.

Having two dresser drawers dedicated to sorority shirts. TSM.

Discussing your options for an upcoming fraternity date party like it’s your event. TSM.

Turning your letter shirt inside out for the walk of shame, because you respect your sorority enough not to shame it, but not enough to keep you from doing the shameful thing. TSM.

Holding your head a little higher every time you wear letters. TSM.

Finals are just tests, grades are just letters, GPAs are just numbers, and diplomas are just paper, but a rich husband? That’s real. TSM.

Craft well. Shop much. Drink often. TSM.