Been there, don’t care. TSM.

“Now that we have embraced you as a sister, we simply want you to understand that we have a…’moral code’ here.” TSM.

“God often speaks to me through Christian Dior.” TSM.

Best revenge on your ex? Becoming his rival fraternity’s sweetheart. TSM.

Betch. Not bitch. TSM.

You drink too much, you gossip too much, you have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a little. TSM.

Preppy in the morning, athletic in the afternoon, sexy when the sun goes down. TSM.

Our drinks are strong but our values are stronger. TSM.

Being the boss’ daughter. TSM.

“…And frankly, it’s unbecoming.” TSM.