Family bonding = family bonging. TSM.

You win some, you lose some. Either way you can always wine some. TSM.

Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by the standards board. TSM.

It was little at first sight. TSM.

Doing a better job recruiting members for your favorite fraternity as they are. TSM.

Grandfather bought me a car for Christmas. I made him a cooler to thank him. TSM.

Your favorite fraternity calling girls from your chapter to come to their function…with your rival sorority. TSM.

“Sober function” doesn’t apply to me. TSM.

I’m not monogramming anything else until I marry into a cuter monogram. TSM.

Feeling a weird sense of pride for a sister the first time she shacks up at a frat house. TSM.