Liking him on Tinder just because he has a picture of him wearing your letters. TSM.

Verbalizing the word “hashtag” in your daily speech. TSM.

I just want to drink wine and…drink wine. TSM.

Slept over so I’d be his valentine by default. Sucker. TSM.

Facebook stalking his mother. TSTC.

I have mixed drinks about feelings. TSM.

“I can’t talk about this right now. I’ve been drunk for 12 hours.” TSM.

Sometimes I wonder why I’m single, and then I reflect on my actions last weekend. TSM.

I don’t play hard to get. I am hard to get. TSM.