Facebook stock. TFM. Facebook stalk. TSM.

Sharing is caring. Especially when it’s vyvanse. TSM.

Hey, who’s this master I keep hearing about? TSM.

The security code on my credit card is 993. TSM.

After a long night out, I spend the morning doing leg lifts in bed while catching up on 90210 and Pretty Little Liars and sipping on a mimosa. TSM.

I feel poor when I use cash. TSM.

Watching Enchanted on Disney and coloring instead of watching the Super Bowl. TSM.