Scoping out the new PC on bid day for potential littles. TSM.

Being the only sorority on campus to throw an annual party that people actually get excited about. TSM.

Using a fraternity’s pledges more often than they do. TSM.

Carrie in the closet, Charlotte on the streets, Miranda in the classroom, Samantha in the sheets. TSM.

Boys being called by their last names is such a turn-on. TSM.

Gameday pictures: behind every girl’s back is a cup. TSM.

Maybe if Taylor Swift went to college she could’ve found herself a respectable fratdaddy instead of getting her heart broken by all of those GDIs. TSM.

The only boys that can get below my Mason-Dixon Line are those who have pledged under it. TSM.