I am the daughter, the sister, and the girlfriend of military officers. God Bless our troops. TSM.

My mom has never driven a minivan. TSM.

I love Taylor Swift, but I definitely would’ve made fun of her if we had gone to high school together. TSM

When I meet my husband, I’ll ask him what his TFM username was. TSM.

Team Aniston. TSM.

Knowing that GDI’s children will be jealous of our children’s lunches. TSM.

Cooking, crafting, and drinking wine. Wondering how girls who aren’t in sororities spend their time. TSM.

Being a stay at home mom, even before we have children. TSM.

My GDI roommate sleeps around to fill the void of getting dropped. TSM.