Please Excuse My Drunk Ass Selfies. TSM.

“Bed Bath and Beyond over it.” TSM.

Does a walk of shame count as cardio? TSM.

Making it to the 8am tailgate, but not your 8am class. TSM.

Reminding your big it’s your job to keep her young when she tries to stay in. TSM.

Being more excited for your Game Day outfit than you are for Game Day. TSM.

Having to DD your big to chapter. TSM.

Having no greater fear than accidentally following a PNM on Twitter while stalking her life. TSM.