Life’s problems are like bottles of wine. It’s best if you finish what’s open before starting something new. TSM.

“Oh my God, you look EXACTLY like your big.” TSM.

I’m not a bitch with an attitude problem. I’m just a bitch with an attitude and you have a problem with it. TSM.

He’s not that cute, but his fraternity brings him up, like, two points. TSM.

Most likely to live in the Barbie mansion. TSM.