The amount of glitter in my bed would make you think I’d fucked the tooth fairy. TSM.

No “bad side.” TSM.

I like my coffee as black as my heart. TSM.

Being more prepared for spring break in one month, than you are for the classes you have tomorrow. TSM.

Buying your little so much shit second semester senior year, because you want to buy it, but you’re graduating soon. TSM.

Filling your planner with mixer themes and date parties instead of assignments. TSM.

Being hotter than you are crazy. TSM.

I wish I could just monogram my boyfriend so everyone would know he was mine. TSM.