Jesus drank wine, so I do too. TSM.
Jesus drank wine, so I do too. TSM.
I like my men how I like my yogurt: white, rich, and Greek. TSM.
Screaming “that’s my mom” as your big dances on the bar. TSM.
Using a cute phone case all week, but switching to LifeProof on the weekends. TSM.
Sending a bag full of glitter to a girl you hate, because it isn’t allowed in the house. And, well, because she’s satan’s mistress. TSTC.