If you don’t have photos that could be used for blackmail, you’re not really friends. TSM.

Having FOMO even when you were there, because you blacked out. TSM.

Feeling insulted when an attractive guy wears a bottom-tier sorority shirt. TSM.

Judging people by their chaser. TSM.

Buying a second monogrammed necklace to match your fake ID. TSM.

I don’t work out to stay healthy. I work out so I look good naked. TSM.

Recruitment is more than just an entire week of being judged. It’s a lifetime, really. TSM.

Highly wasted in high-waisteds. TSM.

“I NEED to make out with someone tonight.” TSM.

Feeling instantly more attracted to him when he mentions “tee time.” TSM.