Good genes in good jeans. TSM.

I’m my own thinspiration. TSM.

Making the housekeeper pick out the raisins in my morning Raisin Bran. TSM.

“And evil takes a human form in Regina George.” TSM.

I’ll have the grilled chicken salad with everything on the side. Thanks. TSM.

Being a 9.5 on a bad day. TSM.

I’m a business major because I’m not going to meet a suitable fratdaddy in an elementary education class. TSM.