Handling an ugly Snapchat more delicately than a sext. TSM.

Shower beer. TFM. Makeup wine. TSM.

Turning down the brightness on your laptop to check your reflection. TSM.

Falling in love with your sorority all over again every bid day. TSM.

Spandex is a privilege, not a right. TSM.

“She looks at life like it’s a party and she’s on the list.” -Taylor Swift. TSM.

Having just the right affinity for sports. TSM.

Hating online job applications because you always use your looks to get what you want. TSM.

Focusing on your handwriting more than the content of your notecards. TSM.

I will literally repin anything with my letters on it. TSM.