Making a statement by wearing all black to your last chapter meeting. TSM.

When he picks you over football. TSM.

Being declared sweetheart at a school you don’t even go to. TSM.

My professors are delusional if they expect me to show up to class the week of Thanksgiving. TSM.

Coming to initiation hungover after telling your little not to come to initiation hungover. TSM.

“Is that a thing?” TSM.

One side of his cooler already being better than all sides of his last. TSM.

I’d cry if I didn’t just do my makeup. TSM.