Having a few dresses that are shorter than your t-shirts. TSTC.

Doing a whole load of laundry just for sorority shirts. TSM.

“Did you get a T-Shirt? it only counts if you got a T-Shirt.” TSTC.

Your actual little sister running home to you on Bid Day. TSM.

It’s not personal. It’s recruitment. TSM.

Waking up to the sweet sound of Trap Queen on frat row. TSM.

Stealing the cooler back. TSM.

Can I put “highly skilled at taking care of drunk girls” on my resume? TSM.

“I preffed the shit out of her.” TSM.