You probs shouldn’t talk to me before I’ve had my Adderall and Starbucks Iced Tall Skinny Vanilla Latte. TSM.

I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear what you said. I was too busy judging you. TSM. 

The only thing below-average about me is my BMI. TSM.

It isn’t that I’m not a people person, I’m just not a stupid people person. TSM.

Choosing to major in education because the homework is crafting, and I already do that anyway. TSM.