When he replays your Snapchat selfie because ten seconds just wasn’t enough. TSM.

“I’m too pretty for that.” TSM.

My class was canceled today, because I canceled it. TSM.

Out dressing and out drinking everyone in the room. TSM.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of alcohol. TSM.

He doesn’t speak sorority. TSM.

Not needing an official position to get the chapter to listen to you. TSM.

I’m fluent in passive aggression. TSM.

Rarely a good influence. Always a good time. TSM.