Automatically assuming that everyone who doesn’t have an iphone is poor. TSM.

The pre-spring break contest: “Who’s the skinniest?” The post-spring break contest: “Who’s the tannest?” TSM.

Judging the girls on spring break who have tattoos. TSM.

Pretending to be allergic when a GDI hits on you while walking his dog, then completely obsessing over your favorite fraternity’s frathound minutes later. TSM.

Having the best signature philanthropy event on campus. TSM.

“She’s pretty, in her own way.” TSM.

Sharing recipes, but keeping the best ones for yourself. TSM.