Becoming a born-again virgin with every new relationship. TSM.

Outsourcing your sorority crafting to your little. TSM.

Wearing an American flag shirt to a Cinco de Mayo party. TSM.

Feeling like you’re basically 21 because your roommate is 21. TSM.

Only taking high end shack shirts. TSM.

Even when I’m wrong, I’m right. TSM.

The “I’m not wearing makeup” makeup you put on before he comes over. TSM.

No letters, no number. TSM.

Finals are really cutting into my drinking schedule. TSM.

People having high expectations of your ability to party because of your sorority. TSM.