Designated “gossip time.” TSM.

Being known by one fraternity as “the snow shacker” because you got stuck at their house during the snowpocalypse. TSM.

A handshake is the key to the friend zone. TSM.

Tindering on your Tinder date. TSM.

Wearing your Rowdy Gentleman “United States Drinking Team” t-shirt to your alcohol awareness class. TSTC.

For prom your date got you a corsage. For formal, a fifth is more appropriate. TSM.