Never trust a guy who doesn’t like beer. TSM.
Never trust a guy who doesn’t like beer. TSM.
If you’re dropped off in a Lexus, it doesn’t count as a walk of shame. TSM.
Being personally victimized by the standards chair. TSM.
Reserving a room in the library during cooler season so you’ll get study hours for coolering. TSM.
“Seriously, what is my life?” TSM.
Becoming besties with your little’s mom via text before your little even knows who you are. TSM.
“Accidentally” spilling glitter on his cooler. TSM.
Knowing a fraternity house better than the pledges do. TSM.
Who needs a therapist when you have a big? TSM.
Family carpools to standards meetings. TSM.