“Tell me everything you know about him.” TSM.

“Do you know how I got this bruise?” TSM.

Winesday. TSM.

Being the collegiate president when your mom is the alumnae president. TSM.

Earning the intramural championship t-shirt way after the championship. TSM.

Using recruitment as an excuse to buy new clothes. TSM.

Don’t think of it as a one-night stand. Think of it as recruitment and he didn’t get a bid. TSM.