You know you’re a mess when your phone autocorrects drunk to drunj. TSTC.

Always being there when a sister “can’t find anyone to take this shot with.” TSM.

Mentally undressing every guy you see in cargo shorts, and not because you think he’s hot. TSM.

Being the “Senior Bitch” and feeling damn proud of it. TSM.

Never showing up empty-handed, whether that’s Starbucks at 2, or wine at 9. TSM.

Having a backup date in every fraternity. TSM.

Being in his rush video. TSM.

Wearing letters when high school kids come to tour because you’re always recruiting. TSM.