Signing your name on the class roster in pink. TSM.

Yes Pandora, I’m still listening. It just takes me forever to do my makeup. TSM.

“Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady?” TSM.

“I don’t understand how a woman can leave the house without fixing herself up a little – if only out of politeness. And then, you never know, maybe that’s the day she has a date with destiny. And it’s best to be as pretty as possible for destiny.” -Coco Chanel. TSM.

My twitter background is the pink TSM sailboats. TSM.

This year let’s resolve to make better bad decisions. TSM.

You can’t photoshop your ugly personality. TSM.

Having a little girl come up to me at Starbucks and ask her mother if she could take a picture with Barbie. TSM.