“Oh my God, you hate her too? I knew I liked you.” TSM.

Anything can be fixed with hot glue, mod podge, or wine. TSM.

This bitch REALLY makes me wish we could haze. TSM.

Skipping my cousin’s wedding to go to the Red River Shootout. TSM.

Our littles are so cute I want to take eight of them and be Octo-Big. TSM.

If you tell me you’re in a houseless fraternity you might as well have said you are homeless. TSM.

Pro-Con-Pro. TSM.

I take it as a sign from God when there’s only one left in my size. TSM.

Crying during “Say Yes to the Dress” when you’re on your period. TSM.