Referring to your boyfriend’s big as your big-in-law. TSM.

Unfollowing him on social media, then forcing your sisters to let you stalk him from your account. TSM.

The devil wears chinos. TSM.

I’m concerned. My responsibilities are starting to interfere with my drinking. TSM.

“Do we know him?” TSM.

Knowing which drink is yours by the lipstick stain. TSM.

Standards:”Thanks for coming tonight.”
Me:”Yes, well thanks for inviting me.” TSTC.

Pregaming five hour before the event starts. TSM.

“I remember not remembering that.” TSM.

1: “Do you workout?”
2: “I mean I sorority squat in like ever picture.” TSTC.