I’m so confused why people say Barbie is unrealistic looking. TSM.

Practicing my “surprised” face for Christmas day even though I know exactly what everyone is getting me. TSM.

Only a little sorry for getting glitter all over the floor while crafting. TSM.

I love everyone when I’m drunk and hate everyone when I’m sober. Except geeds, I always hate them. TSM.

The day after the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is the busiest day at the gym all year. TSM.

I never wear the same thing twice to chapter. Girls will notice. TSM.

My life is a constant battle between my love of baking and not wanting to get fat. TSM.

A door to a sister’s room is only closed for three reasons: sleeping, shacking, and shit-talking. TSM.

Holding back laughter when they say “This is going to be a sober event.” TSM.

Throwing a cardigan on over a going out outfit and calling it chapter attire. TSM.