May 11, 2015
0“Most likely to get our chapter kicked off campus.” TSTC.
“Most likely to get our chapter kicked off campus.” TSTC.
Telling your big you have daddy issues because she refuses to date just one guy at a time. TSM.
591
Having more memories in the bar bathroom than in the bar. TSM.
506
Dramatically breaking up with someone you weren’t even dating. TSM.
721
“ON YOUR KNEES, PLEDGE.” TFM. “…for a family lineage picture.” TSM.
792
“Can we go to Starbucks first?” TSM.
Waking up and realizing you made brunch plans with way too many people. TSM.
598
“Lord, grant me the caffeine to handle the things I can, and the wine to handle the things I can’t.” TSM.
1001
