Feeling all eyes turn to you when the advisor tells everyone to “be on your best behavior.” TSM.

Greek mythology: “There are no rivalries between sororities.” TSTC.

She kissed my boyfriend once, so I hate her chapter. TSM.

I didn’t pay for my friends. I paid for my Instagram likes. TSM.

Never having to walk home during pledge season. TSM.

Having a little, an adopted little, and a god-little. TSM.

“Take a nap or take a shot!” TSM.