Homecoming being such an epic event that it requires a week-long pregame. TSM.

Sometimes I think I’m too mean, but then I remember how stupid everyone is. TSM.

Picking out your future little before recruitment even begins. TSM.

From the outside looking in, you would never understand it. From the inside looking out, I would never date you. TSM.

I’ll grow up when I graduate. TSM.

Social media is the death of all relationships. TSM.

Being saved in people’s phones with the bow emoji. TSM.

Taking your pink glittery flask everywhere you go. TSM.