Mallory (though more commonly known as Mal Ol' Pal) is a Delta Zeta at Ohio University who strives to be one of the last remaining journalists-- ya know, since it's a "dying field" and all. She thrives on chocolate and never turns down the opportunity for a good (or bad) pun. Mallory's main goal is to make the world a better place; she can often be found stimulating the economy through online shopping and educating unsuspecting members of the population by correcting their grammar.