You can call me crazy, or call me a bitch, but don’t you dare call me a “crazy bitch.” TSM.

Never underestimate the power of a perfect profile picture. TSM.

Ruining your ex-boyfriends life from hundreds of miles away. TSM.

Getting bangs is like hooking up with an ex. It never turns out as well as you picture in your head. TSM.

Feeling obligated to hang out with a guy after he buys you a drink, but deciding against it anyway. TSTC.

Wine-down Wednesday being the only event you are willing to commit to. TSM.

Having a love-hate relationship with relationships. TSM.

Giving your ex’s new girlfriend an inferiority complex. TSM.

Too much is never enough. TSM.

Top tier Tuesday? Yes, that’s a thing. TSM.